masta if ya think bird flu is bad......

an epidemic! said the goons
how much is your fee?
and how do I know if I’ve got it?
just check if you’ve got bare knees!

how many from their symptoms?
know that their time is up
how will I know if I’ve got bare knees?
just roll your trousers up!

neddy did as he was told
and got his trousers into position
the doctor saw his longjohns
hmmm you have a different condition

you’d better take your longjohns off
so I can earn my fees
so he did and behold, beneath them
an epidemic manifesting in bare knees