farts, page-8

I never thought that Women farted until the second year of marriage, she just let one rip and it scared the bejesus out of me. I though there was a bloke hiding under the bed. I asked her how come ive never heard that before and her response was to tell me that she would walk away to let one go or go to the dunny as so nobody could hear.
So the truth be known that they do fart,but not the blokey kind of stinky type.