gays hijacking our language, page-14

I wouldn't be ashamed of being seen in a Gogomobile,but a Roll's Royce.....hmmmm they;re so gay.

But really,all languages are strange, and how they came to be.
Look at the French,with things being either male or female.
How are you meant to know,and anyway,why.

I asked a Frenchman about this one day, and pointed out a number of things,of which he nominated what gender they were.
I was astonished,but it was when he knew the gender of a wheel barrow, i stopped asking.

Footnote:I've forgotten what gender the wheel barrow is,nor if a builders barrow is different than a simple garden barrow.

I'm pretty sure a nail gun is male though......certain about that.