I've not looked any further (as yet). However, what exactly does he do to the sofa, or the sofa to him, Lol, asking as don't sofas have rights these days? Does he identify as a sofa or a settee? Lol, springs or springless. What's with the cushions as I dare not ask. Do the Christians know of this kink. Maybe it's a childhood thing.
Weren't Cruz a vampire if my memory serves me well?
