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From unknown source on the ground.

Ukranian Offensive positive results

Ukranian officials are celebrating today after one of their main offensive goals was reached. Today the 'Shaslik Express' a remote grocery store was seized by Ukrainian forces. Our battle-hardened soldiers drank all the water, ate all the chips and dip, looted the beer case and clogged the toilets, ignoring the big sign saying no public restroom. One old man, believed to be the store owner was taken hostage after reports that he had put some special sauce in the ice cream machine that the Ukrainians also demolished.