ufos...again!

Originally posted by wafflehead: ↑

Okay, you sneak up on this stuff, maybe you get embarrassed, I don't know, but it seems you are a fundamental, Creationist Christian type after all. You ever threw in Satan for good measure with a wink and a nod. Very Mr Gordon of you.

So here are a few details re the Flood. Please remember you love Bible truth and I tell stories.

Best estimates suggest there is something like 44,000,000 cubic kilometres of water beneath the earths surface.

Best estimates suggest that there are 1,380,000,000 of cubic kilometres of water on the surface in oceans and rivers.

To have a Flood as described in Genesis we would need 250% more water again than what exists.

This means that 3,400,000,000 cubic kilometres of rain had to fall on the planet over 40 days. This means that 8,500,000,000 cubic kilometres of rain fell every day for 40 days. That's 354,000,000 cubic kilometres of rain per hour or 5,900,000 cubic kilometres of rain per minute.

The amount of water needed for the Flood of Noah would require many millions of Niagara Falls each running at 3,160 tons of water per second to be pouring continuously onto the earth every day for 40 days. It would crush the earth and life would be reduced to the most fundamental forms for millions of years. So if you could explain to me again about my story telling I would be obliged.

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Sneak up, oh my you're hilarious, the Sneaky wotsup now, another name of many that I get called, I'll have to add that to the list, so I can remember who I am.
Whoops, I apparently, just claimed that I'm the "I AM" from the OT

I'm glad you say -> "best estimates" = Ding Dong, lights on LOL.
I couldn't for some reason get a link for the following, but I'm sure you'll be able to find it.

A reservoir of water three times the volume of all the oceans has been discovered deep beneath the Earth’s surface. The finding could help explain where Earth’s seas came from.
The huge size of the reservoir throws new light on the origin of Earth’s water. Some geologists think water arrived in comets as they struck the planet, but the new discovery supports an alternative idea that the oceans gradually oozed out of the interior of the early Earth.
“It’s good evidence the Earth’s water came from within,” says Steven Jacobsen of Northwestern University in Evanston, Illinois. The hidden water could also act as a buffer for the oceans on the surface, explaining why they have stayed the same size for millions of years.

Water arrived in comets as they struck the planets = OH BY JO, and they say Christians have wild imaginations and to think people swallow this sort of BS, is staggering.

Gen 1:2 - The earth was without form, and void; and darkness was on the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God was hovering over the face of the waters.
1:9 - Then God said, “Let the waters under the heavens be gathered together into one place, and let the dry land appear”; and it was so.

Well fancy that eh, Da Land must ave all been covered with water.
Water, water, where for art thou now LOL.

Lo & Behold LOL -> Gen 7:11 - In the six hundredth year of Noah’s life, in the second month, the seventeenth day of the month, on that day all the fountains of the great deep were broken up, and the windows of heaven were opened.
8:2 - The fountains of the deep and the windows of heaven were also stopped, and the rain from heaven was restrained.

Oh by Jo, water coming from all directions, Run run as fast as you can says the Ginger Bread man, or one of his mates did

That'll be all folks, tune in the same time next week for the next service hahahahahahahha

PS. Did someone say there was a Flood, or was that KFC lol.