gerry harvey , page-16

Sang to the tune of Waltzing Matilda

My name is Gerry, I'm just a poor Aussie battler,

I struggle on by selling TV's to bogans

Although that damned ACCC won't let me rip off consumers

Although Flexirent at 40% interest helps fill the coffers

With Barramul stud, I have had hundreds of horses to feed

My mansion is huge, I have servants to pay

My meagre salary of $2,380,000 just wont do

Though the 3,000,000 options and bonus will help me make do

My shares are worth about a $billion but it's still not enough

So I'm pressuring the Government to kill the competition and hope that this time the ACCC will heel

I'm just a poor Aussie battler

Poor Aussie battler, Poor Aussie battler....

To fade


References for vaguely controversial verses below

http://www.accc.gov.au/content/index.phtml/itemId/88231/fromItemId/378014

http://www.ors.act.gov.au/FairTrading/pdfs/Corporate/Media/MR_Flexirent.pdf