Ann: Shareholder Update, page-38

chocklips/poggio/atcatc/senior NET employee what you need to be arranging is a new career.

The following options are relevant:
1. Comedian - your company NET is a complete joke and if you could replicate that on a stage it would be a hit.
2. Politician - the depth and diversity of your spin/deception/mindless nonsense places you in Prime Ministerial contention.
Frankly, you would leave virtually all of Australia's politicians in the shade for not being able to tell the truth.
3. Human target - there are so many people that would like to do you harm this is a real option. Your disgruntled investors can choose gun, knife or for the Muslim shareholders rocks.
4. Lecturer in Pyschopathy - you are a natural in this field. Describing your personal characteristics would easily fill a full semester of lectures.
5. Organiser of a Casino based Gambler's Anonymous Branch - you will be able to recruit many people just like you at the Star Casino. People just like you that have lost comparable amounts of money that you have. Too bad those punters are not prepared to lend NET money.
6. Investor Relations Officer - you are so god at using multiple identities on Hotcopper you could do the same for a whole bunch of other companies. Maybe that is your true calling in life. You have no conscience and that is your biggest asset.
7. Financial planner - you could direct prospective investors into a whole bunch of companies. But only on the proviso that the investors understand they need to do the opposite.

There you go! That will give you a lot to think about. Personally, I think you would make an excellent human target (Option Number 3).