not a very good band

Not actually a joke, but at the Thousand Needles in Red gig at the Gaelic a young woman made the observation "This band is pretty crap so far" - only thing is she failed to notice the absence of guitarist, bassist, and drummer and to realise that the guy going "yeah, yeah, yeah" into the microphone was doing the soundcheck. A clear example of the disadvantages of being drunk at gigs.