religion, page-78

Seeing as their was some dissent to me bellittling Or being an exalted its only fair to share my Religion, feel free to belittle my beliefs or prove them as unscientific, deluded or unworthy of gov/taxpayer funding etc etc

I worship the ocean, i feel oppressed it is my religion, i receive no government benefits or support, my following of the religion of the oceans has cost me money, careers & relationships, also provided 10 fold in other ways (but no one understands that, only my future adherents),
i believe my church of the ocean should be taught in schools i should be able to indoctrinate youngsters in my belief that their is no better lifestyle than surfing & me as the leader of the church should be payed for me to spread the word on surfing safaris across the globe whilst taking a select group of youngsters who become prophets after the required indoctrination, we would spread the world that its only right for your leaders to find the best waves in the world & adherents could become monks & be fed & paid in their eternal quest for the best wave (yes the church with its tax status will help any pilgram in their endeavour, if you find a wave unridden in some third world country, you move to saint status & written up in the surfers bible)

Lets not forget the money we could bring to the communities our kahunas find, its possible the greatest religion every created,

How do i start a religion I will investigate this in coming months how can i start a church of the ocean, tax benefits & an almighty belief that the tides rule our earth (Proven scientific fact, caused by the moon ) we could even come up with a prayer to thank the moon for the tides.
Commandments would be enter the ocean daily & enjoy the bountiful harvests the "god ocean" provides, THou shall not drop in will be are calling card


Maybe REDmoki would like to align the termite god with my church, i do not want us to start fighting & for it continue for millennium. it does concern me as your earth & i'm ocean, can we get along i hope so.
Maybe surf trips will become tax deductible if its a pilgrimage


Who wants to sign up ????