taxes ...... this is not funny

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    This was emailed to me this morning, not sure if everyone has seen it, but thought it was worth posting..........




    At first I thought this was funny...... Then I realized the awful truth of it.

    Be sure to read all the way to the end!

    Tax his land,
    Tax his bed,
    Tax the table
    At which he's fed.

    Tax his work,
    Tax his pay,
    He works for peanuts
    Anyway!

    Tax his cow,
    Tax his goat,
    Tax his pants,
    Tax his coat.

    Tax his tobacco,
    Tax his drink,
    Tax him if he
    Tries to think..

    Tax his car,
    Tax his gas,
    Find other ways
    To tax his ass.

    Tax all he has
    Then let him know
    That you won't be done
    Till he has no dough.

    When he screams and hollers;
    Then tax him some more,
    Tax him till
    He's good and sore.

    Then tax his coffin,
    Tax his grave,
    Tax the sod in
    Which he's laid.

    When he's gone,
    Do not relax,
    It?s time to apply
    The inheritance tax.


    AUSTRALIAN TAXES (can you think of more?)
    Accounts Receivable Tax
    Airline surcharge tax
    Airline Fuel Tax
    Airport Maintenance and Landing Tax
    Ambulance Tax
    Building Permit Tax
    Cigarette (Tobacco) Tax
    Commercial Premises Tax
    Corporate Income Tax
    Goods and Services Tax (GST)
    Death Tax
    Dog License Tax
    Driving Permit Tax
    Environmental Tax (Fee)
    Excise Taxes
    Fire Brigade Tax (Levy)
    Firearms Tax
    Fishing License Tax
    Flood (Levy) Tax
    Food License Tax
    Petrol Tax (too much per litre)
    Gross Receipts Tax
    Health Tax
    Hunting License Taxes
    Inheritance Tax
    Insurance (S/D)Tax
    Interest Tax
    Liquor Taxes
    Luxury Taxes
    Marriage License Tax
    Medicare (Levy)Tax
    Mining Royalties (Tax)
    Mining Super Tax
    Mortgage Tax
    National Parks Entry Tax
    Payroll Tax
    Personal Income Tax
    Pool Fence Tax (Qld)
    Property (Land) Tax
    Prescription Drug Tax
    Real Estate Tax (Stamp Duty)
    Recreational Vehicle Tax
    Retail Sales Tax
    Service Charge Tax
    School Tax
    Telephone Federal Tax
    Federal, Provincial and Local Surcharge Taxes
    Vehicle Registration Tax
    Vehicle Sales Tax
    Water Tax
    Watercraft (Boat) Registration Tax
    Well Permit and Dam Tax
    Workers Compensation Tax.

    And Now Juliar Gillard Wants a Carbon Tax !!!!!

    STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

    A carbon tax will by default also cause an increase in most of the taxes above!!!

    Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world.. We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middle class, and Mum stayed home to raise the kids. We have the most complicated tax system in the world.

    What in the "Hell" happened? Can you spell 'politicians?'

    I hope this goes around Australia at least 100 times!!!!!
    YOU can help it get there!!!!

    GO AHEAD - - - be
    an
    Australian
    !!!!!!!!!!
 
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