Warning: the following post (by a HC member) may be found offensive (almost certainly) by many public servants, school teachers or indeed, anyone who does not find Bob Brown offensive.
Also, anyone who is finding me offensive by assuming that they will find this offensive. I apologise in advance to and also give thanks to the original owners for the use of this forum.
I was aghast at a post by a HC member... Maxi of course, no great surprise there.
Maxi48 - we assume he was born in 1948, that's about right, 63 years old. The age which commonly exhibits that arrogant.. 'stuff you Jack, I'm not postin' any charts', sort of attitude.
Not because he can't - but because - he doesn't feel like it...he he bloody he.
An oddball poster from the beginning. I had come to believe Maxi to be a pretender, a fake, a deceiver....who's English ability suddenly improves when is convenient to no one, but him!!!
His bigamistic encouraging and unashamedly sexist post, not to mention - rascist ranting, is deserving of banishment to trade the trade elsewhere.
I'm not a dobber but I'm drawing the line. Here is the offensive post that had slipped past NINE LIVES.
"No do it the New Guinea Way , Take 5 wives." Maxi48 - June 1.
I was flabberghasted. I thought Maxi - you filthy little... - Snake Lady was becoming aroused. The cat left the room.
Then I realised what he was really saying..
Maxi wasn't referring to menstruation and lunar cycles in reply to FISHINGandBEER.. I quote...
"easy, time of the month, the women were cranky so they either killed their hubbies, or the hubbies had enough of their mood." FISHINGANDBEER - June 1
Hmm F & B - a real chick magnet to be sure, also, a good illustration of what happens when members start talking about lunar cycles for too long...the fart jokes come next.
But wait a minute, I thought, give Maxi the benefit of some intelligence. I looked deeper into his post.
Was Maxi trying to tell us something...yes I know...we think that with all his posts. But this post was different. There were no = signs. The post didn't resemble a truncated excel table. It was straight, normal English.
I looked closer...what if we replace the 'i' in 'wives' with an 'a'. Waves?
'Do it the New Guinea way - Take 5 WAVES' He's sending out a message to those that make the effort to understand. To those that deserve.
I threw a chart together...
Mongo's post came back to me. He may have spotted the sign yesterday when he keenly observed... (whilst taking a breath) -
"An ominously nasty candle formed by BHP in the closing minutes today, 38 cents off its high. That's 38 cents out of the day's range of 47 cents. I'm hoping it's shorters getting it wrong again, but if not, I think it spells good bye to the rally, at least for now. So tomorrow could be bad, compunded by NAB, the last of the 4 pillars, going ex dividend with 84 cents." MONGOMBOLO June 1
Maxi - you brilliant bloke, you were actually saying that the marriage of five wives (waves) giving one period or wave/wife per week...therefore completing the whole cycle as one after the fifth wave.
Obvious isn't it now - we have one more wave down before we hit the sand. I am so sorry on behalf of the XJO rabble, that our ignorance was in plain view to you for so long. You MUST have been dis-heartened.
Pauley and Mongo will be ready to take many mouths full of BHP at the bottom of the fifth wave.
(20min delay)