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Sandys keep calm

Chief Brave T-Barr has got his couple of Tepees already pegged out and standing up in his campsite on the most fertile ground.

Meanwhile, while most others were sleeping - he has made treaties with all the surrounding biggest and most important tribes who have now smoked the peace pipe with Chief Brave T-Barr and seem to be offering him gifts, land, half tepees, barter and a pair of moleskins every time he turns around.

Last year he went up on the highest mountains, again when the others were just setting out - and took special pictures of lots of different sacred grounds, which the natives knew about and admired.


Now, after hearing about the legendary Brave T-Barr, one of the largest and cleverest tribes of friendly Indians on one of the biggest hills - Mountain Oil of the Peck, on which Big John of Ridge Lock once stood tall, are calling out 'Cooee' to Chief Brave T- Barr.

They want him to come and share about 450 tepees in return for a few pairs of Ugg Boots and his knowledge about how and where to put their Tepees up on their most fertile and sacred ground.

They know he has a 3-D Sense.


Well now, Chief Brave T-Barr can either hike it up the Hill and say gidday to Chief Fraccing Big Bakken before the others wake up and cotton on - or he can stay straightening out the ropes on his tepees that are functioning already.

His little campsite will look neat for a few days if he spends time tidying up, and he will likely get some praise and possibly a chocolate Wagonwheel for lunch.

But if he takes time to have a Cherokee Nation Brown Ale and break bread on the Mountain, Chief BTB to Chief FBB - he will come to own all of the plains in front of him with hundreds and hundreds of franchised tepees with an option to be taken over by either Bunnings or Tepees 'R' Us.

He would then be known as the Master Chief in the Bakken.

See you all at the $4 party !

LOL

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