Roll up, Roll up. Don't pay 3.9c sir, madam, for a limited time only we will give you this here penny stock on special for 3.6c - cause thats jus the sort of people we are - we are here to save you money and to make sure you snag yourself a bargain. Get in now, get in quick - we are only here for a week - or maybe a couple of days - mortgage your house and your other house because when we are gone, we may not be back for a while. But don't fret, you can rest assured that we will be scouring the markets for other bargains for your benefit. We will use all our power and all our money to negotiate the best prices on stock like oh say PRR - so we can sell it back to you for as cheap as chips or bandaids or whatever the hell they make. Because we care about YOU.
