drug runners are great kids, page-15

I've been using smack for about 67 years now, and have had absolutely no problems with it, apart from the occasional collapsed vein or three. It's a very good preservative, and helps you sleep for twenty hours a day.

I can't understand all the hoo-haa over these young-uns bringing in this smack from Bali into Australia. It's good for the Balinese economy because the smack has to be bought with hard cash over there, plus it saves all the Australian smackies from using Omo, or even Softly.

The amount was only small bickies compared to what we used to get back in the old days. I remember a mate of mine who came back from Bali who had a quarter of a tonne strapped to his testicles, back in '56. He rolled through customs over there alright because they hadn't seen many Australians before, and they assumed all Australians, both men and women, had nuts the size of a small car.