what's your worst joke of all time?, page-67

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    And from the book of classic sureal jokes:

    Q. What's the difference between a cat and a dog?
    A. A camel, because a car has 4 doors.

    Q. Why is a duck?
    A. Because one of its feet are both the same.

    Q. Why is a duk with a tin lip?
    A. Because the higher it fly the faster.

    Q. How can you tell the difference between a lemon tree?
    A. Seven.
 
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