Watch sentiment as an indicator.
A snapshot of the U.S. recession...
The recession has hit everybody really hard...
My neighbour got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries.
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.
I saw a Mormon with only one wife.
If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learnt their children?s' names.
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
The Treasure Island Casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali Pirates.
And, finally....
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my Savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the
Suicide Hotline. I got a call-centre in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
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