the sell-off and the murder., page-19

LOL Apples.

I deliberately waited for price to settle before posting commentary on the "redistribution of shares" and "illegal expiry of a life" (suitably less sensational words for you?) to avoid your shorting / alien invasion / man didn't land on the moon or whatever conspiracy theories.

I wonder if the killer, sorry - "person bearing a weapon with intent to terminate biological functions", called his broker before jumping on his bike?

I guess Apples, next time I could spare the sensitivety and perhaps just paraphrase Bart Simpson as price is dropping - "eat my shorts!"