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Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter, he's already following you.

Chuck Norris bit the Apple logo.

There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed
because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of
life.

Yoda used to be 6 feet tall till he tried that Force cr@p on Chuck
Norris.

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer

Some magicians can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.

Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke... that
truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it

Everybody tries to be perfect... Perfection tries to be Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had
to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

Chuck Norris can single handedly surround his victims.

When Chuck Norris looks at himself at a mirror, there is no reflection.
There can only be one Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris was supposed to star in the tv show 'Man vs Wild', but the
network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'.

Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. Chuck Norris decides where he is.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for
Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

Chuck Norris was in all 6 Star Wars movies... As The Force.

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known
today as Giraffes.

Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook

The sheep on Chuck Norris' farm are the ones that give us steel wool.

Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.

When Chuck Norris throws a boomerang it doesn't dare come back

Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because the only element Chuck
Norris recognizes is the element of surprise

Unstoppable force meeting an immovable object? Chuck Norris clapping.

Some kids pee their name in snow. Chuck Norris pees his name in
concrete.

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris can leave a message before the beep.

Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

Chuck Norris can insert a picture in a Notepad file.