I hated everything about school uniforms. Polished shoes, strap, detention, rulers slicing your bum... not because you didn't do your homework or didn't understand the work but because some bastard ripped your cap off your head, had a fight with you on the way to school, shirt was a little crumbled... Bugger! What a shocking waste of time, stress, self esteem, progress! Don't remind me! We were all meant to be little soldiers of the king and queen! Sh it a brick, mahhhhhn!
