I’m of the Jewish faith, born in Africa, 1/8th Aboriginal, 1/8th Indian American, 1/4qtr German (relo’s were Nazi’s), 1/8th Maori, 1/8th Collingwood Supporter, my mother was Catholic, my father was Protestant (both were killed during a game between Celtic & Rangers), I vote Liberal, my wife votes Labor, my Gay partner votes Greens (as you would), my oldest child is lesbian, and my youngest is tucked away for drug running. I drink too much, am on the dole, and have just taken up smoking again after 15 years off. I can’t get an erection, I fart too much and my bowels are loose most of the time.
