spankyham's bull(dust) friday, page-61

I've had a similar problem Voltaire

My wife who was a wonderful partner for a number of years started behaving quite strangely and erratically .She wasn't the woman I married .It went on for so long the time had come to get to the bottom of it .I said to her ' you need to see my psychiatrist ,I'll make an appointment for this wednesday '

She said 'I can't see the psychiatrist on a wednesday the only day I can see him is Friday '

I said 'why's that ?'

She said ' well on Mondays and wednesdays I see your accountant, on Tuesdays your plumber and on Thursdays your gardner '

Markets are a dream compared to wives ,but as you say they can both go off

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