Hey Snake, about five years ago Comsec and eTrade got into a bidding war (my guess is you work for CBA based on your price and your IP). I was living in London at the time but Comsec was trying to push off a major client crab by eTrade. They offered 6 months free trading!!!
I was up all night for six months trading anything for anything. BHP.... 1 cent.... I'll take that.