CHINESE PROVERBS > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. > > > > > > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > > > > > > Man who run in front of car get tired. > > > > > > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > > > > > > Man who run behind car get exhausted. > > > > > > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > > > > > > Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. > > > > > > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > > > > > > Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright > > > > > organ. > > > > > > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > > > > > > Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to > Bangkok. > > > > > > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > > > > > > Man with one chopstick go hungry. > > > > > > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > > > > > > Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. > > > > > > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > > > > > > Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. > > > > > > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > > > > > > Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. > > > > > > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > > > > > > Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on > earth. > > > > > > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > > > > > > War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. > > > > > > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > > > > > > Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. > > > > > > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > > > > > > Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. > > > > > > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > > > > > > It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. > > > > > > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > > > > > > Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. > > > > > > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > > > > > > Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. > > > > > > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > > > > > > Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. > > > > > > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > > > > > > Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs. > > > > > > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > > > > > > Man who fart in church sit in own pew. > > > > > > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > > > > > > > Crowded elevator smell different to midget. > > > > > > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
