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re: gz psst An old man goes to a german jewel and hands him over his watch.
"Vatza matta vouis it?" asks the jeweler.
"Ze watch just goes tic, tic, tic, tic..."
"Ach, I zee," says the jeweler. "Leave it vouith me."
The following week the man goes back and asks the jeweler if his watch is ready.
"Suure, here it iz. Hev a look!"
The man picks it up, brings it to his ear and immediately he grins with a smile of gratitude.
"How did you do it, Mr Jeweler? How did you fix my watch?"
"Och, it's nosink," the jeweler said. "Here vee hev vayz of makink things toc!'

And ever since, that Swiss watch continued with his regular tic, toc, tic, toc, tic...