sr patricks day/irish jokes, page-7

Saemus and Mick had to ID their friend Paddy who was burnt beyond recognition

One after another they viewed the corpse, asked to see the other side and then said " no definately not him".

Intrigued the coronor asked how they could be so sure

"Cause Paddy has two arse oles"

Thats impossibe replied the coronor

"Ask anybody" they said " every where we went people would shout out, There's Paddy with the two arse oles"