capital wednesday

Got nothing as usual,
so here goes.


Once upon a time in an Egyptian oasis an entrepeneur type lady named Snake
told her drunk husband Bigdad from Bagdad to dig a hole or no more sex.

So he dug for a bit.

Thought that was OK so he dug some more.
Snake threw a gold nugget she had taken from another hole
into Bigdad's hole while he was home drunk.

Upon his awakening Bigdad ogled the shiny metal with thoughts of good times fast women
and slow camels.(one hump or two?)
Before him stood Snake with a suspecting eye and a plan to multibag Bigdad from
Bagdad.

"Let the townfolk know of our new found prosperity and offer to share in the riches"
she demanded.
Bigdad knew not to argue and before long a thousand strong team had come forth
bringing gifts for the promise of a better life.

As the two moved from villiage to villiage their scheme became commonplace
to the point it became so, well, all ordinary.

How times have changed and we sleep much better
nowdays as we have regulations to keep us safe from Snake like operations.



Tell you what, if you can make it in this market these days you should make it always.

P.