new indian deal, page-16

So, TL, you're saying the market acts like this -

My finances are on track, my salary has been paid into my account as usual, and then I get a solicitor's letter telling me dearly departed Aunt Essie has left me a bequest in her will. My finances will be improved and the only catch is, I'm not told how much it is or when it will be paid. So in mad panic, I race down to Cash Converters to flog my recently purchased iphone.

And some people are paid a motza to think and act like that?

Not sure whether to laugh or cry...