you've been reading that "Abbott Monster" book again right on bedtime. (Only available from under newsagent counters!) Oh, and Labor MP offices.
May I recommend Aesop's Fables - or Peter Rabbit? Much more settling.
I've been lobbying for this Abbott Monster book to be banned - but its taken off like wildfire, bound for the bestseller lists!
The litte kids I know all blame the Abbott Monster - "he made me do it" they cry.
It's gotten so bad some are even calling for exorcisms - "Abbott Monster, get thee gone," scream petrified Labor supporters!
Heavens, he's a very, ornery nasty critter. I haven't met up with him myself, yet. But when I do, he'll get a good round of gangster slaps from me! Horrible beasty!
My friend claims he can even make the share market go down. Must be very powerfully evil then.
