7 husbands and still a virgin

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced seven husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married seven times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he just kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #3 was in administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #4 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #5 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #6 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband #7 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"