Doctor's Office Receptionist
They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there,
and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong
and sometimes it is embarrassing. There's nothing worse
than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her
what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients.
I know most of us have experienced this,
and I love the way this old guy handled it.
An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room
and approached the desk.... The Receptionist said,
'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?
''There's something wrong with my willy', he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said,
'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that.'
'Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you, he said..
The Receptionist replied; 'Now you've caused some
embarrassment in this room full of people.
You should have said there is something wrong with
your ear or something and discussed the problem
further with the Doctor in private.'
The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions
in a room full of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone.'
The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.
The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes?
''There's something wrong with my ear', he stated.
The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled,
knowing he had taken her advice. 'And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?'
'I can't piss out of it', he replied.
The waiting room erupted in laughter.
Mess with seniors?
You're going to lose!
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