daytrading june 8 afternoon, page-19

Hi all

Todays market action was pretty boring so I tried to improve my trading business somehow, so I thought I'd ring RoboBroker and negotiate a lower commission rate ... it went something like this...

Rrrrring Rrrrring!

*-Hello-*-this-*-is-*RoboBanker-*-how-*-may-*-I-*-help-*-you-*?

Heeeeey, maaaate, Robo, hows it going?

*-Always-*-good.-*-Do-*-you-*-wish-*-to-*-place-*-an-*-order-*?

Robo, I'd love to, but times are a bit tough, and I'd be placing more orders if I had lower commissions.

If it gets any worse I'd have to start doing it with my missus to save money on batteries

Know what I mean? hehe?

*-No-*.
*-What-*-do-*-you-*-mean?-*

You know, the missus, doing it with her, nudge, nudge, wink, wink?

*-No-*.
*-What-*-do-*-you-*-mean?-*

Well you know what a missus is don't you?

*-Yes-*-I-*-have-*-one-*.

Really!!??

*-Yes-*-here-*-is-*-her-*-picture-*.

Ummmm...Don't worry about it RoboBroker - I gotta go, there's someone at the front door.

I think it's RoboDebtCollector.