craig emerson...no further comment required, page-24

Funny Shorten's name gets mentioned along with Emerson's.

Most of us already knew them to be thoroughly strangely questionable when it comes to the truth in politics.

But they have alot in common besides that.

Both have bedded Labor FrontBencher's. Shorten ofcourse lived with Roxon whilst Emerson famously shared a glass of contact lenses with Gillard.

Gillard and Roxon lead our fabulous Government. Let's hope their political judgements exceed their ability to find lovers.

Now, Shorten made the world stage for things other than brave political judgement. He is ofcourse famous for pronouncing allegiance to the PM without even knowing what she says or stands for.

Now, please meet Craig Emerson. Soon to be famous for the Horror Movie dance and singalong whilst jobs disappear throughout our Country.

Whilst being a well educated gent, Emerson is ofcourse famous for eating Julia Gillard's contact lenses following a love making session whilst his wife was somewhere else caring for his kids.

Now, I haven't mentioned Combet yet have I?????