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"hello Sir...I am calling from Microsoft vindows"

Aha

"I am calling about a problem with your vindows?"

what is that tuk..tuk.. noise I hear every 10 seconds...seems to happen when someone enters or leaves the room?

Oh... I don't know

Where are you calling from?

Los Angeles

Really?

Sounds like Bangalore or Mumbai or possibly Bangkok to me.

Never heard tuk tuks when I was in LA.

Have you been to South East Asia?

Yes...many times

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