Great post jm
But you know I have had the odd one turn up OK that I did fall in love with, only the odd one mind you. Most I had to do the bite my own arm off to get up next day after finding she was a rather large CR resting on me :) But when you do get that one, that rare beast, that beauty that kicks on, oh boy it sure makes up for the many.
Anyway good luck and no harm in having a little fun.