> > >> Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
> > >> The ball hit one of the men.
> > >> He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.
> > >> The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.. 'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me, she told him.
> > >> 'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the foetal position,still clasping his hands there at his groin.
> > >> At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside.
> > >> She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, 'How does that feel'?
> > >> He replied: It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken!
