the biggest cheapskate you know.

Since it is christmas and the season of Scrooge i was wondering if we could get some funny stories cheapskates. No full names please.

I will start the ball rolling. My neigbor who used to live across the road from me was a millionare. He was a gem dealer and used to get Japaneese buyers coming to his home office to buy gems. If they had lunch there he would serve them oysters. What they did not know was the oyster shells did not hold the original oyster but a lesser quality which you buy in a jar. He would wash the shells out after they left and fill them for the next lunch.