A LADY golfer, obviously much distressed, walked into the pro shop and cried, “I’ve been stung by a bee.”
“Where?” responded the pro.
“Between the first hole and the second,” she replied.
“Well then,” said the pro, “your stance is too wide.”
(Credit: http://bunyipitude.blogspot.com.au/2013/01/new-year-same-old-shtick.html)
