God calls down to Noah and says, "I have an urgent task for you, I need you to build an ark. You must make it big, I want it to have many levels."
Noah asks of God, 'would you also like me to collect two of each animal?'
God says, "no, just fill it with fish"
"Fish?" asks Noah
"Carp specifically" says God
"Why?" asks Noah
"I'm not sure, I just like the idea of a multi-story carp ark"
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