A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a
text..............
"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your
smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a
sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. love you."
His text response......"In the toilet having a crap, please advise."
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