global catastrophic event nearing?

Global Coastal Event due to expansion of the planet.

Could this be the answer to our white, once mellow yellow sun, China's 'Ghost Cities', the 'Doomsday' seed vault , massive underground construction projects by China, Israel, America (notably Denver), Russia and who knows who else, lack of exit strategies in regards to unsustainable QE, ramping up of controls over citizens, increasing mental instability among people, reports and recordings of peculiar earth noises, dating back as far as 2007, across North America and Europe, sinkholes appearing in many unexpected places?

"Something wicked this way comes" from the viewpoint of the PTB/LTB's.

Impacts, from the initial expansion, expected for seven days commencing around late May. Large scale disruptions to governments - absence.

Hope these guys are wrong, then again it could spell the end of the PTB, regardless of how well informed and prepared they are. Money won't be worth s#@*t.

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Reports of strange noises for those who haven't heard of them:
www.google.com.au/search?q=strange+noises+reported&rlz=1C1AFAB_enAU448AU450&aq=f&oq=strange+noises+reported&aqs=chrome.0.57j62.10125j0&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

Take your pick from the above or take a look at this example below which includes both sinkholes and strange noises (really good):
7 minutes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edPhYeDrNIY