A woman who bet on the gold price going up on sep 5 at US$1896.50 was standing at the edge of a cliff a few months later trying to get the nerve to jump off.
A homeless drunk stopped and mumbled, "If you're about to kill yourself, how about sex before you go?"
The woman was angry and said, "No way you filthy old grubb."
The tramp turned to leave and said, "No problems, I'll just go and wait at the bottom then."
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