Chubbs,
It comes down to (as it does in every part of life), choices.
So, let me put it a different way in response to your post:
1) I could write an flippant inane response
2) I could take the time to write a considered response
3) I could go to the pub
I think I'll take option 1 then 3 and leave you to your own devices.
GLTA.
Cheers,
Snagger