and so another day and week begins, page-3

I need a sub-editior. Why is it only
*after* I post my Day Begins item
that I can see an error in it.
What you read was this:

Doctor: "You're suffering from
Western Civilisation. The only
cure is vote for Elvis Presley."

Why Elvis? "He's dead so he
wreck your life and drive you
to drink anything to feel good."

How it *should* have read is:

Doctor: "You're suffering from
Western Civilisation. The only
cure is vote for Elvis Presley."

Why Elvis? "He's dead so he *can't*
wreck your life - and drive you
to drink anything to feel good."

Don't knock senile decay.
One day, it could hit you.
When I was young, I could
blame errors on being young.
Today I say: "I'm 75. So what
were you expecting: Einstein?"