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A cannibal walks in..........

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sits down and looks over the menu.

+ Tourist: $5
+ Broiled Missionary: $10.00
+ Fried Explorer: $15.00
+ Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price difference for the politicians?'

The cook replied, 'Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of sh1t, it takes all morning.'