And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to fourteen, no more, no less. fourteen shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be fourteen. Fourteen point five shalt thou not count, neither count thou thirteen point five, excepting that thou then proceed to fourteen. Fifteen is right out. Once the number fourteen, being the fourteenth number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."
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