A bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks. First > Is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. > As he does this a huge fish jumps out and bites him. To show who is > Boss, he beats it to death with a spade. > Realizing his employer won't be best pleased he disposes of the fish by > Feeding it to the lions, as lions will eat anything. > Moving on to the second job of clearing out the Chimp house, he is > Attacked by the chimps who pelt him with coconuts. > He swipes at two chimps with a spade killing them both.. > What can he do? Feed them to the lions, he says to himself, because > Lions eat anything... > He hurls the corpses into the lion enclosure. > He moves on to the last job which is to collect honey from the South > American Bees. > As soon as he starts he is attacked by the bees. He grabs the spade and > Smashes the bees to a pulp. > By now he knows what to do and shovels them into the lions cage because > Lions eat anything. > Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo. > He wanders up to another lion and says "What's the food like here?" > The lions say: "Absolutely brilliant, today we had Fish and Chimps with > Mushy Bees
