getting older

Yes there are plenty of advantages of getting older. Here are some of them. Mind you there are always exceptions!

Perks of being over 60 and heading towards 70 or beyond!

1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

2. In a hostage situation, you are likely to be released first.

3. No one expects you to run -- anywhere.

4. People call at 9 PM (or 9 AM) and ask, “Did I wake you?”

5. People no longer regard you as a hypochondriac.

6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

7. Most things you buy now won't wear out.

8. You can eat supper at 4 PM.

9. You can live without sex, but not your glasses.

10. You get into heated arguments about pension funds.

11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.

13. You sing along with elevator music.

14. Your eyes probably won't get much worse.

15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

16. Your joints are more accurate predicting weather changes than the Bureau of Meteorology.

17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.


THE MOST IMPORTANT THING to remember:
Never,NEVER,NEVER,
under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill, and a laxative on the same night!