tally ho watso - war on flab

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    watso has declared war on flab, and has acquired some high tech help.

    1. dress makers tape measure - for hip/waist measurements - so that watso can calculate his waist/hip ratio.. mmmm just looking in the mirror tells watso that his waist is too big. the joke is that to know where to measure the waist, then suck in - and the narrowest spot is the waist - which in the case of watso happens to be the widest spot.

    waist measurement this morning....115cm

    2. bathroom scales - once again, watso does not need scales to weigh himself, to know that he is overweight. just for fun, watso checked out some new scales - and liked one, which was a bit more friendly - but then bought one which instantly made watso 3kg heavier - but measured body fat and body water percentage.

    measurements this morning

    ...weight 108.6kg
    ...body fat 26.5
    ... body water 50.5


    3. blood pressure monitor - watso's blood pressure is always good - but bought one anyway. BP readings tend to fluctuate a bit during the day - but 115/75 would be about right.

    it seems that the desired waist to hip ratio is about 0.9. that would seem to be an impossible task


 
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