disasters—punishments from god? , page-79

RM Look at the odds you say.

Could you please calculate for me the odds that before the physical universe existed, there was a supreme all powerful intelligence that had no beginning. This being always was and always will be without end. And then this supreme being, after an eternity of just being, got bored and then just spoke the entire known universe into existence.

This supreme being is now vitally interested in which of his creations sleeps with which other ones (and in what positions). This being that created the Universe demands worship and adoration from us mere specks of life (indicating severe self-esteem issues) and then impregnated his own mother so he could be born, so that he could have himself killed, so that he could forgive us for not being well after he created us sick.

What are the odds?